"I was pleasantly surprised how amazing these cookies are. You do have to wait a bit at first but so good and worth it."

Cookie Gifting
They won the league. Send warm cookies as the ultimate trophy — or as a consolation prize for the last-place finisher.
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Fantasy league champions deserve more than bragging rights. Send warm, fresh-baked cookies to celebrate the win — or to roast the last-place finisher with a consolation box.
MOLTN cookies are baked after you order and delivered warm. Choose from 11+ flavors, write your trash talk or congratulations on a personalized card, and schedule delivery for championship week.
Every gift includes a personalized card, live tracking, and a photo confirmation.
We deliver across the DC metro area, Northern Virginia, and Maryland.
Schedule delivery for the day after the championship to celebrate (or mourn).
The personalized card is the perfect place for league-appropriate roasting.
Victory cookies, baked to order and delivered warm.
Two Sizes. Both Unforgettable.
Mix and match any flavor. We bake and deliver the rest.
12 Flavors
Every gift box is fully customizable. Mix classic and premium flavors — we bake them fresh.
Classic Cookies 2oz $2.99/ea
Chocolate Chip
Double Chocolate Chunk
M&M
Oatmeal Raisin
Sugar
White Chocolate MacadamiaPremium Cookies 4.5oz $4.99/ea
Triple Chocolate
Red Velvet
Reese's Peanut Butter
S'mores
Cookies & Cream
Lemon BlueberryHow It Works
Mix and match from 20+ flavors — classic or premium, your call.
Choose from 8 card themes and write the message only you could write.
Schedule delivery down to the hour. Birthdays at midnight? Done.
Live tracking from oven to doorstep. You'll know the second they get it.
Where We Deliver
Sending a gift to someone in Virginia, DC, or Maryland? We bake fresh and deliver warm — usually in under 60 minutes. Order from anywhere in the country.
Don't see their area? Enter their address above — we're expanding every month.
Don't Take Our Word For It
FAQ


"I was pleasantly surprised how amazing these cookies are. You do have to wait a bit at first but so good and worth it."
"Very good cookies, especially the premium ones. The cookies and cream, red velvet, and s'mores were all premium cookies and much better than the normal ones. Highly recommend those 3."
"The BEST cookies made by the nicest owner ever. Seriously these were made fresh and served hot. Try these over crumbl cookies any day."
Please do. Nothing says 'better luck next year' like a box of warm cookies with a roast on the card.
Yes. Place separate orders for each person with unique card messages.
Whatever your league culture calls for. We've seen everything from heartfelt congrats to savage trash talk.